killthefez:

"Okay, should we get some coffee?"

 

(Source: claraeleven, via pizza)

colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

(Source: mermeme, via pizza)

(Source: joanne-rowling, via relahvant)

(via relahvant)

thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

(via hi)

(Source: they-left-and-i-stay, via hi)

protaq:

when u really excited for a thing but ur friend isnt

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(via phobias)

  • parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

(Source: via-slimshady, via explosion-s)